Cutie pie

My kawaii niece..

Trying to drink using cup instead of her bottle..

Why facial sucks?

A friend of mine once told me about the sales and marketing strategy is 3-C. I couldn't remember what is the first C is but I would like to guess it's Consult. So, after Consult, you need to Convince. If customer can't be convince, CON him/her.

Last Saturday, Fifi and I went to Midvalley for our so called free trial facial wash. As expected, there is no free lunch in the world. So, we were being separated and "consult" by different consultant. The strategy is simple, don't allow you to discuss and back each other up during the consultation hour. The consultant will then do some simple testing with their very high tech machine and point at your worst spot. They will convince you that if you use their product, you face would be as nice as the baby butt. Flawless like airbrush effect.

If you don't buy their point, they will further insult your face. That idiot said my face sagging. Sagging. It's really hurt me. Since I got agitated I shall call her bitch. lol. Then this particular bitch keep on insisting I take the most expensive package cause my face was terrible (according to her). Of course I insist on the cheaper range like Fifi. That bitch really like those annoying mosquito that fly beside your ear and make you feel like just kill them. And stupid me that I didn't just walk out instead. Ok, I admit, I wanted to try. :) So, I got CON.

The whole session was like pain in the ass. It was quite terrible I would say. I don't know the norm as I haven't been to any facial session before. I don't like/trust people touching my face. When the whole "awesome" session finished, I was being Consult again to sign the whole year package. Well, once bitten, twice shy. She really think I'm lulu. Eventually I managed to give some very ridiculous reason and escaped. lol. That's something new. I mean I never ever successfully managed to run away that smoothly that soon. :p

Anyway, my point is... I would never wanted to go any facial session after this bad experience. I shall do my own facial spa at home. Call me kiam-siap or whatever. I have enough. And, don't ever go to F****L FIRST MIDVALLEY branch. The one right opposite Boulevard hotel. The bitches there are evil.