Funny

Message: In case you needed further proof that the human race is seriously challenged, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sear's hairdryer:
....Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Personality test - Quite true for me

The test:

First, identify yourself as right or left brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands. If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain


2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain


Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:


Right-Left
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Considerate, traditional, indirect type can instinctively read others emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking initiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.

Right-Right
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Loves challenges type. Straight forward.
Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they don't listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left
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Dedicated, cold, perfectionist
Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very "anal" as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.

Left-Right
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Likes to take care of others, leader type
Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they maynot be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

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I am right-right person. Let me check and confirm it. lol.

Loves challenges type. (Check. Who doesn't anyway??! Won't it be boring if there is no challenges in life. lol.)

Straight forward. (Check. Very true.)

Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. (Check check check. Especially when deciding if I should buy or shouldn't buy)

Very curious, and love challenges. (Check. I'm not a routine person. Heck!! I am still working in the same company with the same task. tsk tsk)

Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). (Check. Check. Check. Even I am broke, I still continue to swipe my credit card. Sigh!!)

Their weakness is they don't listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. (Check. OMG. This is so damn true. I thought I was weird because I have selective hearing or whatsoever. I am not weird then. lol.)

However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular. (No so true. I don't have much friends nor popular. Cause my mouth always speak before I think. lol. I think not everyone likes that. ;) )

Idiotic

If you, yes I am talkiing about you, the idiotic photographer. If you don't know how to use that damn nicely canggih lenses, don't use. You are getting yourself a new enemy. FYL.

serenity

Family

DD and I went back to Raub last weekend. Grandma greeted us by saying, “I thought you say you’re not coming back”. I nonchalantly reply, “No, but I’m back.” And I know she is just happy that we are back to (sort of) accompany her. I noticed that she is getting thinner each day but at least her legs are stronger. She can walk (with the frame/stick) by herself. I’m so happy for her. At least she is not that weak as what I presume. Partly also thanks to the masseur that came to massage her, free of charged. Kind neighbors will come and talk to her every day. There are still kind hearted people around.


The whole family members except dad went to dinner at restaurant last Sunday. Dad couldn’t go because he had diarrhea. Traditionally, Wong’s family never eats at restaurant except during CNY or wedding dinner. This time we all went because DD treat. Too bad that dad can’t eat. Well, to think about it, it was the first time DD had the chance to foot the bill. Usually, my dad won’t allow others to foot his bill.

And then yesterday, Mom called and told us that Dad is now at Sentosa Medical Centre. His diarrhea turns out to be appendicitis. Meiyun, DD and I rush to hospital to see him. We got lost on the way and strand ourselves at KL city. When we reached, he was soundly asleep. Snore as well. We woke him up and chat a while. I bet he don’t understand a single thing we said as he don’t seems to respond the question correctly. I guess that anesthesia still strong.

Apparently, Dad drove to KL with his worker to the hospital. His worker didn’t send him as he didn’t know how to drive my dad’s car. If I didn’t hear it from Mom, I wouldn’t believe he actually did that. How can you drive your car for 2 hour when you’re in pain? Upon knowing this, I was actually disappointed with my lil bro. He was at home for holiday and yet he didn’t drive. But then I dare not ask Mom as she is so worried about Dad when she called. It makes me felt so sad and bad for not being there when they need us. What’s the meaning of being family when you can’t be there when they need you the most?

18 weeks to go.....

Can't wait till the day to come!! ^_^

THE ULTIMATE "R" DAY!!! *evil laughing