Joke: Perbalahan antara Admin Dept (aka Government) and Other Dept (aka Rakyat)

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Admin: Memo for company annual dinner

One of the "Rakyat" send out the email to the entire staff.


Tahun ini punya Annual Dinner sangat hebat lah!
Sebab dia sediakan banyak makanan dan minuman yang “HEBAT” dan “GORGEOUS”,
especially my favorite, such as NASIK PUTIH, TEH TARIK, KOPI O “KAW”, Roti Bom, Sambal Belacan, Keropok Ikan, ABC dan….
The only sad is dia tak sediakan Roti canai lah, especially roti pisang.
Therefore See you all at Quality hotel, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: Tak tahu lah tahun ini ada tissue box untuk lucky draw or not, kalau ada memang baguslah, sebab I really need it for my office table.

So, of course the Government will not just let go of this opportunity to "CLEAR" themselves. Here is the reply:

Thank you for your comment. I also really proud of you. Ada effort sending e-mail to all staff. Japanese staff lupa ke? Still got time to take down the poster, scanned it, lukis2, writing the e-mail & send it to kawan2? Takde kerja ke…..? Tak payahlah buat macam tu lagi… macam ada “no good intention” aje. Kesian my committee yang work hard to ensure the successful of Annual Dinner. Kalau tak suka tak payah makanlah… Ada orang lain yang nak makan. Selera orang kan tak sama. Takkan nak ikut selera you saje. Orang lain pun ada yang tak suka roti pisang. Kita ada order 3 barrel beer. You kan suka minum beer.

Anyway… because of your creativity, effort and not-busy schedule, I proposed you jadi Chairman for 2010 Annual Dinner. New head…new ideas kan.
Make sure you accept this honored appointment. Maklumlah.. tak ramai yang nak volunteer jadi committee ni tambahan pulak jadi Chairman.
I will inform Mr ABC & Mr XYZ about this.

Jadi this year committee yang dah volunteer tu akan relaxlah from next year onwards. Tak payahlah penat2 lagi. Duduk makan & enjoy aje. Tak payah nak pening2 kepala. By the way, as Chairman you can select your own committee. I’m sure you and your new committee will have better idea and concept for 2010 Annual Dinner.

Thank you once again

p/s…. Oh ye…kalau nak tissue box, sekarang pun I ada. Turunlah Admin I give you 1 box.

Upon reading the reply, Rakyat responded

Thank you, please suggest saya become chairman next year, I am sure I will not rasuah, I swear!
You sudah salah faham lah!??!? Sebab all the while I agree and appreciated mah, and already say thank you two times, if you are wrong understanding, than I say sorry lor!! Maybe I punya grammar tak cukup bagus.
Anyway once again saya nak say thank you for your special arrangement and I am sure I will attend, jadi rakan-rakan semua, please make sure awak attend juga ya! Sebab ada makanan yang “HEBAT” tahu!!! Wow!!!
See you! And please make sure allow kan saya tambah nasi, ok!!
Thank you.

p/s: memang polite sangat lah saya! Sebab I keep say thank you, by the way, saya bukan scan picture itu lah, sebab saya ada satu technology punya barang, it’s name “Digital Camera”, so don’t angry ya!


WAkakaka.... so damn funny right!!!

OH.. I am so allergic to bullshit....