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If and only if I want to, I could write a hate post dedicated only to u. The length would be infinity.

........ It shows how much I HATE ABOUT YOU.

Well, you don't deserve a hate post from me actually cos it's not worth my space, time and energy.

You have make a big mistake for choosing to mess with woman, espcially woman like me. *evil laughing.

Joke: Perbalahan antara Admin Dept (aka Government) and Other Dept (aka Rakyat)

Please enjoy the show....


Admin: Memo for company annual dinner

One of the "Rakyat" send out the email to the entire staff.


Tahun ini punya Annual Dinner sangat hebat lah!
Sebab dia sediakan banyak makanan dan minuman yang “HEBAT” dan “GORGEOUS”,
especially my favorite, such as NASIK PUTIH, TEH TARIK, KOPI O “KAW”, Roti Bom, Sambal Belacan, Keropok Ikan, ABC dan….
The only sad is dia tak sediakan Roti canai lah, especially roti pisang.
Therefore See you all at Quality hotel, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: Tak tahu lah tahun ini ada tissue box untuk lucky draw or not, kalau ada memang baguslah, sebab I really need it for my office table.

So, of course the Government will not just let go of this opportunity to "CLEAR" themselves. Here is the reply:

Thank you for your comment. I also really proud of you. Ada effort sending e-mail to all staff. Japanese staff lupa ke? Still got time to take down the poster, scanned it, lukis2, writing the e-mail & send it to kawan2? Takde kerja ke…..? Tak payahlah buat macam tu lagi… macam ada “no good intention” aje. Kesian my committee yang work hard to ensure the successful of Annual Dinner. Kalau tak suka tak payah makanlah… Ada orang lain yang nak makan. Selera orang kan tak sama. Takkan nak ikut selera you saje. Orang lain pun ada yang tak suka roti pisang. Kita ada order 3 barrel beer. You kan suka minum beer.

Anyway… because of your creativity, effort and not-busy schedule, I proposed you jadi Chairman for 2010 Annual Dinner. New head…new ideas kan.
Make sure you accept this honored appointment. Maklumlah.. tak ramai yang nak volunteer jadi committee ni tambahan pulak jadi Chairman.
I will inform Mr ABC & Mr XYZ about this.

Jadi this year committee yang dah volunteer tu akan relaxlah from next year onwards. Tak payahlah penat2 lagi. Duduk makan & enjoy aje. Tak payah nak pening2 kepala. By the way, as Chairman you can select your own committee. I’m sure you and your new committee will have better idea and concept for 2010 Annual Dinner.

Thank you once again

p/s…. Oh ye…kalau nak tissue box, sekarang pun I ada. Turunlah Admin I give you 1 box.

Upon reading the reply, Rakyat responded

Thank you, please suggest saya become chairman next year, I am sure I will not rasuah, I swear!
You sudah salah faham lah!??!? Sebab all the while I agree and appreciated mah, and already say thank you two times, if you are wrong understanding, than I say sorry lor!! Maybe I punya grammar tak cukup bagus.
Anyway once again saya nak say thank you for your special arrangement and I am sure I will attend, jadi rakan-rakan semua, please make sure awak attend juga ya! Sebab ada makanan yang “HEBAT” tahu!!! Wow!!!
See you! And please make sure allow kan saya tambah nasi, ok!!
Thank you.

p/s: memang polite sangat lah saya! Sebab I keep say thank you, by the way, saya bukan scan picture itu lah, sebab saya ada satu technology punya barang, it’s name “Digital Camera”, so don’t angry ya!


WAkakaka.... so damn funny right!!!

OH.. I am so allergic to bullshit....

Power tripped in office.

Whole building on electricity. I feel so good. At least can laze around without being scolded.Haha. How nice it would be if this happen at 5.30pm today

It's Friday...

Secret of the day...


It's friday again..

Of all the working days, Friday is one of the best day for me.

Why??

1. I can go back sharp at 6pm

2. I can opt not to do OT, which I'm glad that I've made it NEVER to do OT so far.

3. I have a superb long lunch break (80min). Well, it's long enough as to compare to my normal lunch break hour which is just 40min. FML.

4. I don't have to go to bed early. It's FRIDAY la....

5. I have Saturday and Sunday as my rest a.k.a FUN time.

6. Ok.. I have no idea what other reason as I think I've completed the list.



It's friday... ah ha ah ha... I like it... ah ha ah ha....

The Gossip

Secret of the day....



Who doesn’t like gossip?


Well well. the answer to the question can be categorized in a very simple and fast way. First group is those what will say yes. Yes, they are the most annoying to some and yet the most popular among all, as he/she always have gossip to share. Second group, those who say no, they are just pretending not to gossip but deep down they are the most kay-poh person ever, and I bet they gonna disagree on this statement. And the third group is those who will not give any respond at all. Either they are selfish people that don’t have friends to share with them, or they are those really weird creature human that really DON’T gossip, which I name them as UNBELIEVABLE AMAZING HUMAN BEING.


Ok, let me share you a story.

Early in the morning, when all of us are doing our routine morning exercise, Supervisor walk into the office, smiling sheepishly and greet Colleague. At that instant, something is so wrong over there but I don’t think Colleague realize it. Or maybe he did realize but pretend not.

So, right after morning speech, Supervisor told Manager that he couldn’t sleep after Manager call him that night. Manager looked at Supervisor, with victory at his eyes and proudly says, “I bet you can never guess who is that girl?”

With a very serious look on his face, as if he is preparing to give me some task that really important and need to be done immediately.

Supervisor: Have you finish the so-and-so report?
Me: Ya. I put it on your tray already.
Supervisor: Ok. There’s something really important and I’m serious about it.
Me: Yes. (Nodding my head)
Supervisor: And I want you to tell me the truth about it.
Me: Yeah (Nodding my head and thinking… damn… what have I done wrong… I don’t recall anything that I did last week than offended the big boss. Shit… don’t tell me to re-take all the test… FML….)
Supervisor: Ok. You promise that you will tell the truth.
Me: (God… I’m so dead) Yes, of course I will…
Supervisor: Colleague got girlfriend?
Me: Huh??!! What??
Supervisor: I’m asking, Colleague dating someone izzt??
Me: Yes??!! (Dammit! This is important!! Scared me out of my life)
Supervisor: Oh… it is true?? So, tell me who is that girl??
Me: (Blinking my eyes)
Supervisor: Ok, wait. Let me guess. I know that girl??
Me: Ya.
Supervisor: (Very excited) I know.. It’s Ex-Colleague 2.
Me: Nope (Shaking my head)
Supervisor: Don’t tell me is Ex-Colleague 1? But it can’t be??
Me: Why can’t?
Supervisor: Because she got bf already.
Me: Oh. That is ex-bf. (Shit… I’ve talk too much)
Supervisor: Oh really…

Supervisor announces loudly to Manager that he knows who is the girl. Manager kind of curios and felt defeated, asked, “How did you know that?”

The proud Supervisor raise his fingers and pointed to the sky, imitating the fortuneteller, “I know because I can calculate it out”

>o<;


Who say men can’t be a gossiper???


Trust me. You are not alone.

Go-Back-Early Day

Secret of the day…



Today is one of the best day on the week for me. Why? Because Wednesday is Go-back-early-day. It’s another Protect the environment program by my company. It seems like by having this program, we can reduce at least 1% of CO2 release to air. Well, I really have no idea how they compute the figure.



Go-back-early-day consist of two major elements:

(a) No-Lift-Day: No. I don’t really like this. It means I need to climb 90 steps up to go to 4th floor where my working station located.

(b) No-OT-Day: Yes. Love this so much. I can go back sharp at 5.10pm without enduring the weird starring from others.



Today, this week, I’m going to feed my skin to the hungry Garra rufa fish. Yes, its FISH SPA @ Sampuoton Spa. The best of all, it’s FREE. Thanks to Shoni :)


“After an hour fish nibbling session the skin becomes elastic, smooth and gives a healthy shine and a feeling of freshness” (from their website)


Hmmm…. Sound SO SO SO SO GREEAATTTT!!!! Can’t wait to immerse myself to the pool….

Photo from Sampuoton