Grandma pee & Funny people & Thought

>Last weekend, my sis, DD and I went back to Raub. My grandma had operation the week before and was longing to see her grandchildren. It was actually a small operation, a very common one as the doctor said. And the worst of all, she fall down and hurt her buttock when descending a step while going to her own room. Ever since then, whenever we ask her to stands up, she has the phobia that she gonna fall down soon and refuse to use any energy at all. So, when my parents went to work and Aunty Moi not around (went to KL), I have help her to stand up, fetch her water and rice and everything she wants and even bath her and change her diaper. And the diaper stink like hell when I help her to change. FML. She should have inform me earlier she had pee earlier. Come to think of it, this is the first time I am actually treat her like that. Weird but damn tiring la. Ever since I volunteer for the first time, for the pass few days when I'm at home, she keep on calling me to help me. My lazy sis just sit there and laugh at me. kns. Grandma dare not ask mom and dad cos they always scold her. lol. Ok, I don't mean bad by laughing. It's damn funny to see my parents scolding and nagging all the way while assisting her. Frankly speaking, she really deserved the scolding and nagging. It's for her own good. She shouldn't just sit there and rely on us. It's not good for her leg muscle for being stagnant so long. Yet, she refuse to move an inch. *Long sigh

How to help her if she didn't even want to help herself??!!!

> A very weird behave colleague of mine, we called him bangla (I'm not racist but he likes wearing his fugly tinted spec and post like bangla whenever he took picture of himself) trying to show that he can improve his English by watching Ang Mo movies but failed miserably.

He said, " The way to 1U got alot of TROLLY and CONTRACTOR" whereas he means "There's a lot of TRUCK with CONTAINERS on the way to 1U."

Another funny phrase from him, "Is the movie twilight(too-wee-light) nice?" None of us gave him respond. When I figured out what he meant, I inform the rest, of course with the correct pronunciation. FHL.

> Really hate those double standard people. If you are so stingy and your money is so damn precious, just keep it in the damn bank and don't try to think of traveling. Go keep your travel dream by holding on your idiot box. FYL.

IFF

If and only if I want to, I could write a hate post dedicated only to u. The length would be infinity.

........ It shows how much I HATE ABOUT YOU.

Well, you don't deserve a hate post from me actually cos it's not worth my space, time and energy.

You have make a big mistake for choosing to mess with woman, espcially woman like me. *evil laughing.

Letter to Mr M

Dear Mr M,

I don’t actually wanted to bring up this but I can’t help it. Its really annoy me so much that I feel like I should at least write it up to release my anger. I am damn pissed off now. Very very pissed off.

Hello there!!! I ain't stupid. For god sake! I know how to write email. And of course I am pretty sure that the suppliers understand what I am saying. Why the hell do you like to poke your nose in and complain that they don’t understand? Do you mean they can’t understand or is it you that actually don’t understand my English? Yes. All the while I am writing in English. Can’t you read?? Oh well. I doubt it. They never even complain that they don’t understand what I mean. Well, the reason I write so long is because I wanna get my message clear. Oh no… I am not trying to show off that my proficiency in English is better than you.

“Ms Wong, next time when you write email, please make it short and precise. The supplier might not get what you mean. You see.. like this one… blah blah blah”

“Ok. Mr M”

The other time....

“Ms Wong, next time when you write email, don’t write till so simple la. Later too simple they don’t understand what you want. It’s not nice to re-write again and this might confuse them ”

“But Mr M, last time you mention don’t write too long they don’t understand. Now I’ve shorten to put it in point form. I personally think they would understand”

Left side eyebrow raise, “Are you sure?”

Pretend to look innocent, but in fact damn irritated, I answer politely. “Yes, I suppose.”

“Anyway, next time you should write like this and that and this and that”

FTS. Why don’t you go and write it yourself? Don’t assign me to deal with them ok, since you so not satisfy with my performance of writing a damn bloody easy email…

That is only TWO of the irritated situation that I need to face. Each and every time, you will come out with unreasonable excuses that said I didn’t write properly. FTS. I don’t communicate with people the way you communicate with others doesn’t mean I am stupid. Just because you are more senior than I do doesn’t mean you are always right. Why the hell you must make others felt miserable over their life working with you. Is this your way to make yourself happy, by pushing people around like your toy?

Do you actually know that I am not the only one who thinks you have attitude problem? I guess the answer is NO. I bet you don’t ever care a single shit what others think bout you. How can you be hard to please? I just don’t know what you put inside your brain. Just let me remind you on one of the most ridiculous question you once asked your staff.

Staff: Mr M. I need to go to see doc. Can you please help to sign this time out sheet?

M: What’s wrong with you?

Staff: I had a bit of flu and coughing. Need to go take some medicine.

M: Really? But I didn’t see you coughing.

If I am that particular staff, I would have just cough loudly in front of you and make my mucus spread all over you table. Hello uncle!! People already damn sick and you can say this kind of thing. How about we change the role? Wouldn’t you feel hurt? Even I’m not the staff I felt offended. We all are entitle to take MC, okay!!! And it’s not like if that particular person absence for a day, the world might collapse. Why la… you wanna torture people like that?? For fun?? You get a life!!!

Your sincerely, Your annoyed staff











Well... of course the letter will not just stop there. A picture speak a thousand words. Enjoy then.